COOMIN' YOUR WAY
Meet COOMer, the meme legend! As a fun twist on the iconic Wojak character, COOMer portrays a person with a strong addiction to "solo entertainment". Unlike other Wojak variations, COOMer’s character includes many humorous, exaggerated elements, which could not be applied to a real person.
COOMer is depicted as an oversexed hero, tormented by his own (ahem) “hobby”. See that overworked, muscle-bound arm? Yeah, not from scrolling the internet for research purposes, if you get what I’m saying …
He’s got too much free time and an overload of "me-time." The living proof that excess can surprisingly also lead to big gains, however leaving one somewhat…one-sided.
"It's all about finding the right video"
MISSION
GOT THE BALLS TO TAKE THE COOMER PLEDGE?
Coomer became viral after being featured in the Coomer Pledge, where guys who failed “No Nut November” - the impossible mission of resisting “solo play” for a month – vowed to use Coomer’s face as their profile pic. It’s a fun thought with a touch of real talk about online obsession with adult content. So, remember that moderation is key even in a COOMer’s world!
"It's all about finding the right video"
OK, COOMER. TAKE THE PLEDGE!
Beware if you do, losers will need to use the COOMer profile picture on their socials and TG for an entire week. It sounds like fun…until you get blue balls.
HOW TO SPOT A COOMER
✓ Looks like he’s been living under a rock, acts like it too
✓ The “daddy” of awkward, blank stares
✓ Hair and beard could house a family of critters
✓ Homebody with a passion for good internet connection
✓ Can’t rest while there is still fresh, unseen porn
✓ Single-handedly sponsors the tissue and lube industry
"GOTTA KEEP THE HAND STRONG"
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